Dumb Cap

Dating Apps Are Dumb

$34.99
$34.99

Nothing says romance like judging your soulmate in half a second while sitting on the toilet. Swipe left, swipe right, get ghosted, repeat. This hat is for anyone ready to try the old-fashioned approach: awkward eye contact in public.

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✓ Made by real hat people in California
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