Dumb Cap Policies

(aka The Boring Stuff, but Important)

Privacy Policy

We’re not in the business of selling your info—we’re in the business of making dumb hats that make you look smart. Your data stays safe with us. We’ll only use it to:

  • Ship you your cap

  • Email you cool stuff (if you actually want it)

  • Brag about how awesome our customers are (anonymously, promise)

No spam. No weird data-mining. No “Oops, we sold your info to a prince in Nigeria.”

Return & Refund Policy

  • Custom Caps: Once we start making your one-of-a-kind Dumb Cap, it’s yours forever. (No returns, no take-backsies.)

  • Non-Custom Stuff: Got the wrong size or color? You have 14 days to send it back in new condition. You cover return shipping, we’ll get you the right one.

  • Exchanges: Hit us up, and if we’ve got the inventory, we’ll make it happen.

Basically: if we screwed up, we’ll fix it. If you changed your mind after we nailed your design, that’s on you, champ.

Shipping Policy

  • We try to ship within 3–5 business days (unless we’re out golfing, then 6).

  • USPS/UPS/Fedex/Carrier Pigeon handles the delivery, usually 3–7 business days.

  • Tracking info will hit your inbox once your cap is on the way.

  • Once it says “Delivered,” it’s officially out of our hands. Don’t blame us if your neighbor Steve swipes it.

Terms of Service

By using this site, you agree to:

  • Not steal our designs (we worked hard on those doodles).

  • Not sue us if you look too good in your new Dumb Cap.

  • Accept that life is short, hats are forever.

Legal blah blah: Dumb Cap isn’t responsible for lost packages, bad hair days, or any identity crisis that comes with suddenly being the coolest person in your friend group.

Intellectual Property

Everything on this site—logos, designs, photos, even the bad jokes—is 100% Dumb Cap property. Copying it without permission makes you… well, dumb.