Finally, a hat that says what everyone’s thinking. Built on Imperial’s Wrightson—aka the Cadillac of snapbacks—you’ll stay cool while avoiding political “hot takes.” It’s made from 100% recycled polyester (because the planet is less dumb than politics), has a retro fit with a slick braid, and a sweatband that manages moisture and bad decisions. Structured, stylish, and guaranteed to spark better conversations than cable news.

Snap it on, tip your visor, and let the world know: some things just don’t need debating.